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June 15 2017


women are socialized to be so accommodating of others and you don’t even realize it until you’re already in the middle of some elaborate favor for someone and you’re wondering what the fuck you’re even doing

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no shade but doesn’t it get exhausting for some of y'all to hate literally everything???? i know you think it’s cool and edgy to dislike popular media but like….. it’s okay to enjoy things…. simmer down perhaps

Can we talk about Kissin’ Kate Barlow...


A nice, sweet kindergarten teacher, constantly harassed by the men of her town, whose love interest got killed because of the racism in the town and a jealous lover, and she responds by becoming one of the most feared criminals in the entire Old West?

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Drone with grabbing claw arms can lift 44 pounds

Prodrone’s latest creation could lift a four-year-old child, and uses its 5-axis metal claws to perch on fences like a bird.

This drone, here depicted stealing chairs from the poor, could also be used to abduct a four year old

Are YOU prepared for when the machines come to try and take ur young

naughty children get snatched by the Clawcopter

New story to scare children!

Dear Fanfic Writers ...




You know that ball of lead you get in the pit of your stomach when someone leaves a negative comment on one of your stories? It really sucks, doesn’t it? And it’s hard to shake that bad feeling once you get it. You worked hard on that fic and posted it hoping people would like it, and it hurts when someone tells you they didn’t.

Well, listen up, because I’m going to tell you something you need to hear right now: people who leave negative comments on fanfic are rude garbage people, which means their opinions are also garbage.

You don’t have to give weight to garbage opinions from garbage people. They’re not worth your time or emotional energy.

Instead of letting that one negative comment crumble your sense of self-worth, try to focus on all the positive comments you’ve gotten. Because those positive comments were written by kind, thoughtful, lovely people who think you’re terrific. And their opinions deserve to carry a lot more weight than garbage people’s opinions.

If you’re still feeling down about a negative comment, here are a few more things to try telling yourself:

  • That negative comment might feel important right now, but it really isn’t.
  • You don’t have to pay attention to it.
  • You don’t have to defend your choices to anyone.
  • You don’t deserve to be treated like this.
  • Your feelings of inadequacy are irrational. You can let them go.
  • It’s okay to make mistakes. You don’t have to dwell on them.
  • You don’t have to be perfect to be okay.
  • You did something creative and took a risk. That’s worth being proud of.
  • It’s not your responsibility to satisfy everyone.
  • It’s not your problem that someone didn’t like something about your story.
  • You did the best you can do and that’s good enough.
  • You have value, and other people can see it even when you can’t.

Hopefully this will help you feel better and get back to work. Believe me, we’ve all been there at one time or another, and we’ll all be there again. Such is life. But remember: this feeling will go away. And you are appreciated.

Yes, you are all very much appreciated. Do not let the garbage people get you down.

Oh Sus, I love you.

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Good ad

Right now, Alex Perfectionist Danvers is waking up naked in Maggie Obsessed with Work Sawyer's arms


and they simultaneously agree that work can wait, because this feeling?

This feeling is heaven on earth, and it’s far more than either of them ever thought they deserved: but it’s exactly what they give each other.

I don’t make the rules.

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I have questions

To get to the other side

to restore the heart of te fiti




do action movies know they can have more than one female character

Someone should make an action movie with all girls except for one guy and have no explanation or mention of it in the movie and then pay all of the actors to act surprised like they’d never noticed when they get the inevitable storm of questions. 

This one male must have a shower scene, be saved by the protagonist at least once, and fall in love with a lead female.




“frozen is the first disney movie to deal with sibiling relationships and not romance”


Is that an example or a reaction?



The idea that Mike wazowski wouldn’t scare kids bc he’s like not traditionally scary is such bs??? like if I woke up and there was a fucking green shortass with one gigantic eye in my room staring at me I’d lose my shit Like there r grown ppl who get nervous when they hear a sound in the night and these monsters think kids won’t be scared by funsize cyclops shrek creepin in their closet get outta here cmon

Unholy trinity of long posts




“Do you love the colour of the sky?”

“Are fedoras really that bad?”

The one with the lil blue blob that gets beat up then fights back and it just keeps going

the pineapple on pizza one makes it the four horseman of the apocalypse 

dont forget the “current aesthetic: banging the history teacher” one




Aces who are running positivity blogs are really strong and you’re helping your community out a lot. What you’re saying and posting means a lot, and it will eventually make an impact. We’re proud of you. It’s amazing that you’re making these posts and I hope you all have fantastic days.


<3 <3 <3

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Rich kids that brag on Instagram are putting their own parents in jail. Leading cybersecurity firms claim that they use social media to prove the existence of hidden assets in up to 75% of their cases, and prosecutors have won fraud cases by building a profile through revealing social media posts. Source

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Then / Now.

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See, this, I think, is what I love about Kronk.  On the shallowest surface level, he fills the “low IQ sidekick” role.  But ONLY on the shallowest surface level.

I’d have to watch the movie again to go into any detail, but Kronk is actually the smartest damn person IN this movie.  There’s nothing he doesn’t know, he’s got all this specialized knowledge, dude is probably horrifically well read.  He’s NOT stupid, he’s just eager to please and doesn’t have a proper “No” threshhold.

In the second gif, he’s like - “No, wait, I’m not who you think I am.”

Then in the fourth, he’s like - “Oh my God, the cook is gone and she’s got all these orders.  If somebody doesn’t cook that up people are going to get upset!  They’ll take it out on this poor woman who’s been on her feet all day and doesn’t deserve their wrath!  And…oh my God…PEOPLE WILL BE HUNGRY!”

Then in the sixth gif he’s like - “NOT ON KRONK’S WATCH!”

He’s doing the right thing and he knows it.  No judgement, no condescension, just always a moment to register the task at hand, determine the most logical course of action to completing it, and then it’s GO GO GO.

His only problem is that he never stops to ask himself whether this is actually his problem to solve, or whether people are taking advantage of him, and I love him for it.

I just…love him.

Kronk is the best hands down.

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