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August 29 2017

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cheeseburgersalads:

#she knows

Reposted byCarridwenflauschfisch

aaddicted-to-lemondropss:

Am I the only one who can’t wait to see cat standing in her old office when James walks in and is surprised to see her. Cat asks him where Kara is, James sweats and quietly tells her Kara was fired …

Pan of National city. We hear cats loud ass “SHE WHAT”. Birds migrate early. In the distance sirens.

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multi-lesbian-fandom:

THIIIISS….

Reblog if you are or will be the lesbian aunt drinking wine during family reunion

white0knight:

Welcome to the club! 

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loldyke:

incorrect supercat quotes (1/?):

cat’s love confession 

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scottymouth:

lifewithasideofbacon:

miraculoushufflepufftrash:

soggypython:

the latest in millennial news, yet another franchise we’ve ruined

Thank god.

Millennials are killing awkward father-son bonding dinners.

I live for the millennial usurpation of straight American male culture.

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lotuseatingwitch:

literal-trash-lord:

witch-of-artemis:

babymorte:

mileven-st:

jaxblade:

lunaala:

knifepleated:

1994-2016:

nudiemuse:

tastelikehoney-sb:

br0wnsugarandspice:

soflobrat:

darkcocosb:

kamonra:

This is the money pentacle. Reblog and unexpected money will come to you!

Shiiiiit. I reblogged, and I got $750 in two days for basically nothing! The first day this client/POT asked my agent to invite some girls and I to his end. We basically sipped wine and left with $500 each. He called me yesterday and we took a ride on my highway and gave me $250😂😂😂. Money blogs everyday any day!

Won’t chance it.

Yo this shit works not even gonna front like I didn’t just get money

Let me reblog this 2x then 😂

Do the thing pls

im screaming it worked lmfao

Not to be a “tumblr witch” but I’ll try anything twice

Guys…. I didn’t think it would work but wtf….I just checked my email…

I have an extra $600 I didn’t have before ;____;

Lets go!

Pleaseeeeee

Every time I reblog these I find 30$-60$ in random places^ ^“

Wheeze sorry

broke af and i need money for dates with my wonderful girlfriend. i gotta try

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rafi-dangelo:

Transgender Americans: Why can’t we serve in the military?

Trump Administration: Too disruptive to morale.

Current & Former Vets: I don’t care about anybody’s genitals as long as they have my back.

Trump Administration: Too many of em anyway.

Numbers: There are less than 7,000 trans military personnel out of a force of 1.3 million people.

Trump Administration: Too much “elective” surgery to pay for.

Statistics: The Rand Corp. study from 2016 estimates that there are only 25 to 130 gender reassignment surgeries annually among service members.

Trump Administration: Too much money having to pay for that though.

Receipts: Transition related healthcare costs range from $2.4 million to $8.4 million per year. The military spends $84 million a year just to treat erectile dysfunction.

Trump Administration: We don’t have any more fake reasons to offer y'all. Obviously we’re just pandering to the core of our bigoted base that hates everything if it isn’t straight, Christian, and white. Stop asking us for facts or valid reasons. This is just garden variety transphobia and ignorance.

petermorwood:

somethingwittythiswaycomes:

should-be-sleeping:

owl-let:

NORTHERN SAW WHET OWLS. LITERALLY THE CUTEST FACKING THINGS YOU’LL EVER SEE IN YOUR LIFE.

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JUST LOOK AT IT.

IT’S FACKING SMALLER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN HAND

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SO SASSAY

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LOOK AT DAT FACE

PURE JOY

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AND JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT ONE WAS TOO MUCH

CHECK OUT THESE BEAUTIFUL BABIES

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DEM EYES CAN PIERCE INTO THE DEEPEST CREVICES OF YOUR SOUL

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FRICKIN BUNDLE OF SLEEPY HAPPINESS

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FRICKIN LITTLE BUNDLES OF FEATHERS SMOTHERED IN CUTENESS

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WITTLE FLUFFY FEETIES WITH TEENY TINY CLAWS

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DAT ASS

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It must have the most delicate hoot.

It does!

It’s a very cute owl, and it sounds like a very demure lorry backing up, or an equally-demure Colonial Marines alien tracker…

August 28 2017

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madamehearthwitch:

reids-curls:

catherinomachino:

viahhapocalyptica:

lesbianc3po:

reyton:

ICONIC

I was gonna put this in my queue but tbh I think it’s more relevant right now.

wHiCh ShOw Is ThIs???????

Greys anatomy my dude

I love this show with every fiber of my being. And I shall now rewatch it for the bajillionth time. Thanks tumblr.

charlottewinslowfitness:

the LAST person you should ever compare yourself to is a celebrity. they have the ability to spend thousands of dollars a month on the most perfect organic food, diet plans, workout plans, and have access to the most high end personal trainers. little old you is doing just fine! make your goals realistic and don’t get bummed out if you aren’t progressing as fast as someone else. 

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the-bitch-goddess-success:

svpermodeling:

She keeps clothes from 1985 y'all

she really is the “i have clothes older than you” auntie, i love her

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lesbianshepard:

lesbianshepard:

look at what my teacher wrote on my lesbian hero myth I’m going to scream they literally get married on this page

im still??? not over this??? im half ready to go up to her tomorrow and be like “thanks for the a+ but they’re Lesbians, sandra”

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